Sabtu, 14 Mei 2011

Female blogger dilemma

i got this from XiaXue..
hope you can enjoy read this,, :)

If you are anonymous - you must be a fat ugly loser in real life.

If you show your identity and you look ugly - You should do plastic surgery.

If you show your identity and you already did plastic surgery - you are fake and disgusting.

If you are au-natural and pretty - you are still fake coz you put make-up, or must photoshop your pictures.

If you are pretty and don’t put make up - it’s because you don’t know how. Also, you look boring and pale.

If you are pretty and put make up - you are superficial, insecure and shallow. Go save a whale.

If you get popular - you are a famewhore.

If you don’t get popular - you are a nobody.

If you get popular and earn money from being popular - you are a sell-out.

If you get popular but don’t earn money - you are stupid, and also, who you think you are, so bloody high and mighty?

If you are single and not dating - something’s wrong with you.

If you are single and dating - you are a slut.

If you are attached - your boyfriend is either ugly or too good for you.

If you are married - you are a boring housewife.

If you are married with kids - why the fuck are you blogging when you should be looking after your kids? You are a shit mom.

If your partner is rich - you are a gold-digger.

If your partner is poor - you are a unrealistic romantic and if you break up with him for someone who works later on, you are a gold-digger.

If your partner is nice - Don’t know what he sees in you.

If your partner is a jerk - You are a moron for dating him in the first place but you deserve no better anyway.

If you keep your life private - you have something to hide and you are a liar.

If you don’t keep your life private and your life is sad - What a loser.

If you don’t keep your life private and your life is fab - What a show off.

If you don’t speak your mind - you are stupid, apathetic and unopinionated.

If you speak your mind - you are ignorant and talking about things you don’t know about. You should shut up.

If you are fat - that’s the only thing you are. That and disgusting.

If you are skinny - You must be anexoric or bulimic. Also you are making other women feel fat and thus spreading unhealthy weight ideals.

If you are of average weight - You are fat.

If you don’t respond to haters - Means what they said must be true and you have nothing to say.

If you respond nicely to haters - They will just have more ammunition and hate you more.

If you respond rudely to haters - You cannot take criticism and you are a cyberbully.

Kamis, 12 Mei 2011

Lonely

The words you're saying right now, it hurted me deep down there
But it wont make me hate you forever
You, saying that I'm way too kind or nice, is not completely untrue
This changed me is a stranger to stability self
You are so sad but
That's the way you are but oh
I don't know I don't know

Why you are like this
We were so in love, and I'm here now but oh
I don't know
You seems like distance away now
 
Baby I'm sorry, even when I'm with you, you feel lonely
I must be lacking when it comes to love, please forgive this stupid person I am
I'm sorry, this isn't just our story
I must not be worthy of this thing called love, even though I'm by your side
 
You didn't do anything wrong, I'm the stupid one
It seems You've already been pushed around, for our breakup
I really wanted to treat you well, out of all the times, why should you confronted by love
You're shrinking away & I am lonely endlessly
 
We are so fine but
That's the way you are but oh
I don't know I don't know
Why you are like this
We were so in love, and I'm here now but oh
I don't know
You seems like distance away now
Cuz I'm just another man
This night is lonely, I
wish to stand there forever but ood bye
Cuz I'm just another man
I'm so lonely
Even though I'm by your side right now
Baby sorry for being lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely
 
Lonely lonely lonely lonely
Baby sorry for being lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely
Baby sorry for being lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely
Baby sorry for being lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely